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Utopian Dances, Jono El Grandes 1st LP

Utopian Dances (1st Jono El Grande LP, released Dec 16, 1999) by Jono El Grande

Artwork By [Graphic Preparation] – Chälvôri Theyga
Composed By, Arranged By, Recorded By, Producer, Design [Cover Design] – Jono*
Computer [Workstation], Programmed By, Keyboards [Kawai Fs 610], Acoustic Guitar, Electric Guitar, Percussion, Kazoo, Harmonica [Chromatic], Clarinet [Prepared Alto], Accordion – Jono El Grande
Design [Cover Design] – Oscaro de la Wernero
Mastered By – Tommo Kvålsvollietta*
Photography – Pero Heimlyskij

Opest:

Mixed By – Eiztenny Hopla-Hopla*
Bass – Zteinudo Ztøbjerkacki*
Trombone – Øyvitsa Bræckeka*
Guitar, Saxophone [Tenor], Vocals – Jono*
Tambourine – Afrode Barzittimo*
Trumpet – Perwillance Aasedreudo*
Percussion, Vocals – Schurodensa Scheldali*

Jono El Grande – Live In Wroclav, AvantArt Festival, Sept 26, 2010

A mastered mixboard recording of our concert at the AvantArt Festival in Wroclav, Poland, Sept 26, 2010, is now streamable – enjoy! Mastering by Tom Kvålsvoll at Strype Audio.

Jono El Grande – Live In Wroclav, AvantArt Festival, Sept 26, 2010 by Jono El Grande

The Choko King: Insanely Nerdy details on the songs on the album

From the numbered 300-copy LP version’s inner sleeve. Note that following liner notes are not available with the CD version. On the other hand, that one has a bonus track included instead – just to force you to buy both!

Side A

1. EVA’S HORSE DANCE
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: MONEY WILL RUIN EVERYTHING 2
(various artists, Rune Grammofon – 2008)

date: 2008 location: Norwegian Academy of Music, Oslo
recording medium: multi-track digital recording engineer: EYOLF DALE musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar/vocals/synthesizer/duck call) BÅRD
BRATLIE (vocals) ERIK LØKRA (soprano saxophone solos) ROLF-ERIK NYSTRØM (alto saxophone) ANDRE BONGARD (keyboards) EIVIND HENJUM (bass) HÅKON M. STENE (percussion) TERJE ENGEN (drums)

The musical idea underpinning this song is based on a variation on the intro theme from «Centrifugue in D Minor», off Fevergreens. It carries on throughout the entire song, from the silly swingy melody at the beginning, via the lower vocal parts (by me) in the middle, to the ridiculously fast triplet lines at the end. Most of the bass lines are derived from the bass line which is also heard in «Rapphoenß» (the version on Utopian Dances), of which you will also hear a variation in the ‘Framsy-Clams’ part of «The Choko King». In 2005 I presented this song as a birthday gift to a friend, Eva, who was obsessed with horses, and who had a horse that was also called Eva.


2. VIDDA-DIXIE
(Jono El Grande, Stølen Bjerkaker, Brække, Skjeldal)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1997 location: Grünerløkka Lufthavn, Oslo
recording medium: cassette recorder recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (clarinet in Bb) ØYVITSA BRÆKKAKA (trombone) SCHTÖLEN (bass) AISHA FRETOX aka THE WITCH (guitar)

This is one of my favorite recordings by my ’90s band Vidda (roughly, ‘The Mountain Plateau’). It was all done quite simply, using an old tape player that had a special recording function. It was all improvised, following only a few simple instructions and a little discussion, and this recording was the first and only take we ever did. We would never play it together again, though we used to run the tape as an intro as we entered the stage at the beginning of our live shows.


3. CHÁ!
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: FEVERGREENS

date: 1999/2000? location: UNDER MY BED or LOVE PAD
recording medium: mini disc recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Ensonic workstation programming)

Here you have an electronic demo version of the song which was later released on Fevergreens. The name is a working title which I entered into the synthesizer’s computer in order to remember it more easily (it has a cha-cha-cha sort of rhythm to it). Later that year I was in Portugal, where I discovered that they spell ‘chá’ meaning ‘tea’. So from then on, that was the meaning of this tune.


4. VITAL REQUIEM VII
«To live on ones poor lie, poor thing»
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1995 location: SOLVANG KOLONIHAGE
recording medium: 4 track Tascam Porta 7 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Kawai FS 610 synthesizer/various kitchen tools)

Back in 1995 I was asked by my photographer buddy Per Heimly to conduct an art performance with new self-composed music for an exhibition of his. This resulted in a 14 minute suite in ten movements, which I called «Vital Requiem». The whole thing came together in just one week in a cold, tiny cottage in a community garden in Oslo, which I was borrowing from my eldest brother, having no other place to live for a month. This part opens with a high-pitched recording from the radio channel NRK P2, and concerns the preparation of a traditional Norwegian porridge.


5. ASIA
(Jono El Grande, Stølen Bjerkaker, Skjeldal)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1997 location: WILSES GT. 1
recording medium: cassette recorder recording engineer: STEIN STØLEN BJERKAKER
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar) SCHTÖLEN (bass) AISHA FRETOX aka THE WITCH (percussion/vocals)

Wilses gt. 1 was a wonderful place. This apartment housed members of the bands Vidda, The Gringo Quartet and Menü Tizz Aura for several years, and functioned also as a creative meeting place for friends of the house. Vidda used this apartment for rehearsals, especially the kitchen where «Asia» was recorded, sometimes forcing the poor neighbours to call the police. «Asia» was recorded on cassette in several parts, while later (stunt-)edited by me on the mini disc recorder. This is also one of the songs that never got to the stage, yet I got the local Norwegian radio station Radio Nova to play it on air at half speed as part of an interview in 2000.


6. I’M A BALLOON I
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1996 location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Kawai FS 610 synthesizer)

Towards the end of the previous millenium I wrote an opera that was never performed, «A Gangrene Hangover». Unfortunately, the libretto is gone with the wind, and I hardly remember the exact track order or the entire plot. Anyway, you can read a summary as close to the written original as possible below.

This tune is a fragment from one of the parts from this opera, a waltz slightly inspired of Conlon Nancarrow. Another idea in this manner led to the song «My Sexless Beloved» – heard on Utopian Dances – which in the first place also was intended as a section in «A Gangrene Hangover».
«A Gangrene Hangover» (The Ergot Opera)

In 1996, I read a newspaper article about British cattle that died of gangrene in the bowels because they had eaten grain infected with the grain disease ergot. This intrigued me, and I found out that poor farmers in the Middle Ages often died of this because they could not afford to store their grain for so long that the fungus that caused the disease died.

«A Gangrene Hangover» is about a woman who live with her husband in a windmill. The windmill serves as the local areas Holy House, where the couple had put themselves in some sort of religious respect. From there they had power over their neighbours, who had come to them to get their daily bread. But the woman was self-willed, she kept the fresh grain for herself, and served the people the grain that were infected by ergot, thus killing them one by one.

The opera’s storyline began, however, with all this already passed, so it was supposed that the spectator should read up on this pre-history before watching the show.
The opera opens with it’s autumn, the fields are brown and the leaves have begun to fall from the trees. The couple are the only survivors of the parish. The woman has poisoned her husband, who lies on his deathbed and sing one last song to his widow and his killer. He dies after the opening, and the woman, or widow as she is called in the play, thus leaving herself alone in the world after taking the lives of everyone.

But it turns out quickly that there is no more fresh corn left. The widow is forced to eat bread made of ergot infected grain, knowing that she will rot inside soon. An interesting aspect of ergot is that those who become ill from consuming it also get strong hallucinations. The woman begins to hallucinate, and she breeds up an imaginary figment of her inner dreams: the dwarf Dob’Zanga (whose name is arbitrary and meaningless) whom she falls in love with.

So this is «A Gangrene Hangover». The plot then precurses in a mixture of love nonsense and trivial every-day dada – a caricatured stereotype of normal relationships – and ends with the widow collapsing in a culmination of ecstatic sexual madness.

Her figment lover, Dob’Zanga, is responsible for her funeral. The last scene ends with Dob’Zanga solemnly recites a last farewell to his great love.

Curtain.

Musical content (from my memory):
- Instrumental overture (tango fugue)
- «A Gangrene Hangover» (variations on last mvmt of «Vital Requiem»)
- «Where is My Depth?» (another version of «Tango on the Crest of Reality») – Unidentified part (probably «Pongery in Evention», original version)
- «I’m a Balloon» (a Nancarrow-inspired waltz)
- «Moonstricktly in Love With a Figment Foetus»
(= «Türbø Meuz», original version)
- «Moonstricktly #2» (a triplet based groove)
- «Valse Morbido»
- «Utopian Dance»
- «Dob’zangas Skin-Off Tango» («The Choko King») – «My Sexless Beloved»


7. TANGO DOB’ZANGA
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: NEO DADA (as The Choko King)

date: 1997 location: CAFÉ MIR, OSLO
recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: ?/JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar/backing vocals) SCHTÖLEN (bass/backing vocals) AISHA FRETOX aka THE WITCH (drums/lead vocals) OWE EGON GRANDICS (drums/lead vocals)

This is a primitive version of «The Choko King» from Neo Dada. Actually, I composed the first version of this tune in the spring of 1995, at The Conception, and it was intended for my band Menu Bizarra. I played it live with that band a couple of times, then later rehearsed it with Vidda in 1997, and then forgot about it for a few years until I revised it and added a lot of new parts, between 2005 and 2007, for The Luxury Band. It was also intended as a part of the above-mentioned opera.

The words in the middle of this song say:
Jono: You know who we are!
The Witch: Brrrrrrrr, yabbedi-bobbeda-bibbida… etc.
Jono: The blessed Witch!
The Witch: Muuaaaa-ooo-aaaa-ooo-aaaa…
Jono: This is ‘Schtölen!’ … This is Owe Egon Grandics! … And my name is Jon Håtun!
The Witch: …oouaa-ouaa-ouaa-ouaa…


8. I’M A BALLOON II
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1996 location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Kawai FS 610 synthesizer) Same as part I.


9. PONGERY IN EVENTION
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PHANTOM STIMULANCE

date: 1996 location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: Mini disc recorder recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Macintosh Performa 6400 programming)

This is a variation on the song by more or less the same title, «Pongery In Evention (As In Owe Egons Dreams)», as heard on Phantom Stimulance. Owe is an old friend of mine who creates art from relics and precious metals, and who once talked about moving into a lighthouse. Today he does. In 1995, Owe Egon Grandics told me that he had dreamt about me making a composition with the preposterous name ‘Pongery In Evention’. And so I did. This is an unfinished second version of the song, intentionally made as a part of the opera «A Gangrene Hangover».


10. ODE TO ARNE NORDHEIM
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: BLÅROLLINGER II (various artists, dBut Records – 2009)

date: 1996 location: UNDER MY BED recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Kawai FS 610 synthesizer)

In 1996 I decided to honor my Norwegian compositional inspirer Arne Nordheim with a gift of music. So I composed this song, originally entitled «A Rheotactic Phony Nail» (a title I made up while leafing through a dictionary, in the hope that Arne might conjure up some rare images: rheotaxis = ‘movement of an organism in response to a current of fluid or air’), along with some other tracks (the only other song I can remember from that tape was «Wheelchair Abuser Scat», which you’ll hear later on this album). A couple of days later, Arne gave me a call, and then sent me a letter. He told me he thought my stuff was pretty out there. He also told me that he had used to live in the same apartment house as me, in fact right across the hallway, a decade or so before I lived there. Arne liked this tune a lot, he said, and so this is in honor of his memory.


11. RAPPHOENß
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: UTOPIAN DANCES

date: 1996 location: UNDER MY BED

recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Kawai FS 610 synthesizer)

Even though this melody was released on Utopian Dances, the present version would seem to be an almost entirely separate piece of work. The released version, as it appears on Utopian Dances, was composed in 1999 as a combination of several musical ideas from 1994 – 95 (the first, primitive idea was the second part of the suite «Vital Requiem»). It has been performed only once before a live audience, with the Jono El Grande Orchestra #1, at Volapük in 2000, and was left out of the repertoire of the 2000 – 01 concerts. After several requests from the audience to play this song live, however, it was rearranged in 2004, and performed by The Jono El Grande Orchestra #5. In 2006 it was extended with a new composition squeezed in between two parts in the middle of the song. Jono El Grande & The Luxury Band performed this version in the 2006 – 07 concerts.


12. PFOTE-BREI
(Jono El Grande, Skjeldal)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1997 location: Endless Studio
recording medium: 16 track ? recording engineer: ?
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (clarinet in Bb) SCHTÖLEN (bass/backing vocals) AISHA FRETOX aka THE WITCH aka SJUR ODDEN SKJELDAL (lead vocals) ØYVITSA BRÆKKAKA (trombone) THE INVISIBLE MAN (guitar) JAN TARIQ RAHMAN (piano) KRISTINZA BŸFLODDI (backing vocals) ÅJNTSECKSA DE LA RŒÜNEXI (backing vocals)

This song hails from the same recording session as «Opest», from Utopian Dances. It was written by Aisha Fretox and myself in early 1997, and the lyrics were concocted with the aid of an old, German phrasebook. It is an absurd text about a lonely guy who experiences an inner struggle on X-mas eve. He is idle and broke, and eventually he realizes that the only solution for him is to
go running out onto a mountain plateau. Some of the pharases are impossible to translate, as they rely on Norwegian-German word games. The title literally means “paw stew”, which may connote an image of a lonely, helpless guy. Translated into Norwegian, this becomes “pote-stappe”, which resembles the Norwegian word “potetstappe”, i.e. potato stew.

Pfote-brei
Pfote-brei, Pfote-brei
Ich ging jetzt pleite-plei
Komm’ nicht los, komm’ nicht los Hilf mir, Patin so groß
Stock-stockfinster, stumpf-stumpfsinnig Stubenhocker ich bin
Aber ich soll mich nicht beswehren diese schöne Weinachten
Kranke Leiste – die Mittel haben? Nein, nein – kein Geschenk Schockenhalter – Rindvieh-Braten Weingeist – Weinkrampf – Fundament
Flechte lange wohnt im Popo Ich bin ein Witz in Leben, ja Hochebene, weit und friedlich Hier ich komme, haha


13. CHAI-NIESE BLOÖEZE II
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1998 location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: mini disc recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Ensonic Workstation programming)

In 1998 I composed an electronic string quintet in six movements. The first
may be heard on my debut album, Utopian Dances. «Chai-Niese Bloöeze II» is the second movement. All movements were improvised and recorded directly on the workstation’s sequenzer, voice by voice, then mixed down onto minidisc. If you want to hear this piece live, feel free to transcribe it yourself in Sibelius, and send me the files.


14. AVOIDING A VOID
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED
date: 1996(?) location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar, Kawai FS 610 synthesizer)

Simply something I made in order to fill the emptiness I felt on a lonely night in my apartment in Schønings gt. 34. The keyboard “melody” was improvised on top of the riff. I then transcribed its rhythm, and improvised a second melody with the acoustic guitar on top of that.


15. TWELVE FINGER INTESTINAL TANGO
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: FEVERGREENS
date: 1999 location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: mini disc recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Ensonic Workstation programming)

At the end of Fevergreens there’s a song called «Epilogue – Encore», which
consists of a harp improvisation followed by two minutes of silence and then a strange tango, originally entitled «Tolvfingertarmtango» on live shows (we actually played this tune at The Jono El Grande Orchestra’s first public performance live on a local tv-station in Oslo, Metropol Live). That version was based on two melodic themes, both of which were 12 tone scales. The Norwegian word ‘tolvfingertarm’ means duodenum, but the literal meaning is ‘twelve finger intestine’ (because of its length). Since the English word duodenum has no explicit connection to the number 12, I retitled the song on this record for your pleasure. The present version came about before the one on Fevergreens. It is different, and based only on one of the two 12 tone themes in the second version. Got that?

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Side B

1. UTOPIAN DANCE
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: UTOPIAN DANCES & PHANTOM
STIMULANCE

date: 1995 location: THE CONCEPTION
recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitars)

This is the original version of a song released both on Utopian Dances and Phantom Stimulance. This original version is very different from those previously released.

The melodic theme (which you can hear at 1:06 – 1:17 and 2:24 – 2:34 on both the Phantom Stimulance and Utopian Dances versions) was initially composed as an interlude in a small piece for two Spanish guitars called «Playa des Palma», back in 1992. It was then rearranged to accommodate an additional third guitar; which is the version you’ll hear on this album.

In 1996, the composition was completely reworked as a theme for a solo dance performance, with instructions included in the score. This version was then altered slightly and considered for the opera «A Gangrene Hangover». Neither version exists as anything but a hand-written score, although a few demo fragments have been recorded with the Kawai FS 610 on the 4-track Porta 07. The following version was a revision of the Gangrene version, recorded in 1997 with the Gibson acoustic, percussion and the Kawai FS 610 on the 4-track Porta 07. This is the version featured on the Utopian Dances album. The song has later been arranged for many different line-ups of the Luxury Band, and in 2004 I rearranged the original guitar trio for trombone, soprano saxophone and xylophone, as it featured as an intro to the new version (you can stream this somewhere here on www.jonoelgrande.com).


2. VITAL REQUIEM IV
«Wheelchair Abuser Scat»
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1995 location: SOLVANG KOLONIHAGE
recording medium: 4 track Tascam Porta 7 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Kawai FS 610 synthesizer/various kitchen tools) Read details on track 4, side A.


3. THE LOBOTOMIZED HEALERS RISE & FALL
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1996 or ’97 location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Kawai FS 610 synthesizer) Read details on next song.


4. THE LOBOTOMIZED HEALERS COMEBACK
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1996 or ’97 location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (Kawai FS 610 synthesizer)

These two tracks belong together, but I composed and named the «The Lobotomized Healer’s Comeback» first (the scenario just sounded good). Since I made the comeback first, I felt I had to make the rise and fall as an intro. On both pieces the idea is clear: the riff is simple and stupid, and the melody is advanced and stupid. Now, lobotomize yourself and heal the world with your dance!


5. CHAI-NIESE BLOÖEZE III
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED
date: 1998 location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: mini disc recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
Read details on track 13, side A.


6. SMOTHER EVE
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1997 location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar, Kawai FS 610 synthesizer)

This is a montage of different musical ideas that had led nowhere by themselves, so it will be heard live some time, as at present I am trying to make something out of it (autumn 2011). The antepenultimate and last theme was inspired by the theme at 3:32 in the Boulez-conducted version of Edgard Varèse’s «Arcana».


7. SWEET BLOOD
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: NEO DADA

date: 16/9-2006 location: Parkteatret, Oslo
recording medium: Edirol R-09 Stereo Field Recorder og Shure VP-88 Stereo Condenser
Microphone recording engineer: TROND GJELLUM
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar) BÅRD BRATLIE (vocals, kazoo) ERIK LØKRA (soprano saxophone solos) ANDRE BONGARD (keyboards) EIVIND HENJUM (bass) HÅKON M. STENE (percussion) TERJE ENGEN (drums)

Simply a live version of the kazoo section from «The Choko King».


8. TÜRBØ MEUZ
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: UTOPIAN DANCES, PHANTOM
STIMULANCE

date: JUNE 2003 location: MUSIKKLOFTET STUDIO, OSLO
recording medium: PRO-TOOLS recording engineer: VIDAR LUNDEN
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar, synthesizer) KJELL-ASBJØRN BUNÆS (flute) ERIK LØKRA (soprano saxophone) ROLF-ERIK NYSTRØM (baritone saxophone) THOMAS GANTELIUS (keyboards) HÅKON THELIN (bass) HÅKON M. STENE (percussion) TERJE ENGEN (drums)

«Türbø Meuz» (also known as «Moon-strictly In Love With A Figment Foetus») is one of the most heavily reworked compositions in Jono El Grande ś repertoire, and has remained a work in progress since its inception. It has been performed, rehearsed and recorded in approximately twelve different versions. In 1996, it was intended as a part of the opera «A Gangrene Hangover« (The Ergot Opera) with lyrics (in the original libretto incorrectly spelled ‘Moonstricktly in Love With a Figment Foetus’), which was never rehearsed or performed.

The original title, «Türbø Meuz», was inspired by the presence of a large PC mouse which had the words ‘Turbo Mouse’ printed on it. The melody was composed on an acoustic guitar in the room in which the mouse had been placed on a table, back in 1994. That same year, new parts were added, and the first complete version was world-premiered wi th the band Menu Bizarra at Volapük on 29 Jan 1995. In this band’s second show three months later at the same venue, a 7/8 vamp was added. On top of this, the tenor saxophone and guitar played a unison melody later to become «Rumba For A Slightly Excited Ape», released on Fevergreens.

The phrase ‘Türbø Meuz’ was supposed to be pronounced with a French-German accent – [tyhR-beu myeuhz], and provided the name for the character played by Owe Egon Grandics at this performance (which was videotaped, now soon to be digitalized). Owe Egon Grandics ́ character would later appear as a part of Menü Tizz Aura #2’s performances: in the composition «Sentrifugalkraft», he recites the phrase twice in a southern Swedish accent: “Türbø Meuz, Türbø Meuz, jag är fri och ren, hurra! (‘I am free and clean/pure, hooray’)”. Later, an entirely new version was made, based only on the first original melody. This is the “pop” version on Utopian Dances.

In 2006 the first movement of the original suite was revised for the ensemble Poing, and for strings. In 2007 this version was rewritten for small orchestra as the first of a total of four movements with the name «Oslo City Suite». The second movement was a short orhestral variant of the Utopian Dances version, and both the third and fourth movements were rewritten variations of parts in the original 1995 suite. The last movement was then rehearsed with The Luxury Band, and recorded and released on the album Neo Dada.

The complete, absurd development of this tune is listed here.


9. DANCE OF THE SKIN-EATING WITCH
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 16/9-2006 location: Parkteatret, Oslo
recording medium: Edirol R-09 Stereo Field Recorder og Shure VP-88 Stereo Condenser Microphone recording engineer: TROND GJELLUM
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar) SJUR ODDEN SKJELDAL (vocals) ERIK LØKRA (soprano saxophone) STEFAN IBSEN ZLATANOS (keyboards) EIVIND HENJUM (bass) ERIK FOSSEN NILSEN (percussion)

An improvised live performance with The Witch and the Luxury Band, squeezed into the last section of «Three Variations On A Mainstream Neurosis».


10. EVAS HORSE DANCE
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: MONEY WILL RUIN EVERYTHING 2
(various artists, Rune Grammofon – 2008)

date: 2005 (composed) location: BIRKELUNDEN (composed)
recording medium: Toms recording equipment (2011) recording engineer: TOM KVÅLSVOLL (Strype Audio Mastering)
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (programming)

The same tune as the first on this album. A shorter version of this recording
was published as a mobile ring tone in 2007.


11. TÜRBØ MEUZ
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: UTOPIAN DANCES, PHANTOM
STIMULANCE

date: 1996(?) location: UNDER MY BED
recording medium: 4 track Porta 07 recording engineer: JONO EL GRANDE musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar, Kawai FS 610 synthesizer)

See the insanely nerdy details on the other version above. This version is number three in the complete list of versions of the composition.


12. ÅSSEN GÅRE MED MORRA RI’A?
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED

date: 1998 location: STENERSEN MUSEUM, OSLO
recording medium: Mini disc, audience recording recording engineer: THE INVISIBLE MAN
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar/backing vocals) SCHTÖLEN (bass/backing vocals) AISHA FRETOX aka THE WITCH (drums/lead vocals) OWE EGON GRANDICS (drums/lead vocals)

There is a link between this song and «Good Gracious» on Fevergreens, and «Double-Edged Triplets» on Phantom Stimulance. The original idea was based on a unison of the bass line with the sprechgesang text line “Åssen går’e me’ morra ri’a?” (lit. “How’s yo’ motha?”). I composed a second voice for a synthesizer version, but that part is not included in this live version with the band Vidda.
If you’re even more interested in details, I can tell you that in 2000 the vocal line was changed to “Du verden, så godt det her var da” (lit. “Good gracious, how wonderful this was”), and the bass line altered to stay in unison. I also included the second voice (alterered with one note) which had been omitted from the live version of «Åssen gåre med morra ri’a?». The new version became the one you can hear on Fevergreens. In 2003, the title was changed to «Good Gracious», though the line “Du verden (så godt det her var da)” was retained in subsequent live performances. And to make the cycle complete; on the Oslo release performance on 7 Dec 2010, the line “Åssen går’e me’ morra ri’a?” was rapped on top of the “Du verden, så godt det her var da” bass riff.


13. BIG BEN DOVER
(Jono El Grande)

Album(s) in which song has appeared: NEO DADA

date: 2008 location: Norwegian Academy of Music, Oslo
recording medium: multi-track digital recording engineer: EYOLF DALE
musicians: JONO EL GRANDE (guitar) HANS MARTIN AUSTESTAD (vocals) ERIK LØKRA (soprano and baritone saxophone) EMBRIK SNERTE (bassoon) HÅKON M STENE (marimba) TERJE ENGEN (drums) PETTER SØRLIE KRAGSTAD (keyboards) EIVIND HENJUM (bass) IDA KRISTINE HANSEN (violin 1) ISA CAROLINE HOLMENSLAND (violin 2) GUNNHILD ODDBJØRS- DATTER (viola) LISA ISABEL HOLSTAD (cello)

This composition started off by stealing fragments from the pianoriff in Frank Zappa’s «Music For Electric Violin And Low-Budget Orchestra» intro. The rest of the composition is just hard work and stream-of-conciousness combined.

However, the synthesizer solo at the end was written, not improvised, and a few snippets of it were actually ripped off Frankie’s classic ’79 Inca Roads solo, heard as «Shut Up ‘N Play Yer Guitar», and then transposed to match the key. The vamp is in 3/4, so that establishes a link to Zappa’s «Holiday In Berlin, Full Blown» solos as well.

We recorded two versions, and this one never made it to the album. The words are meaningless, so don’t bother trying to translate them.

They’re included just for their musical effect:
Granka-frim-sabb-la-kry-sa-fratsy-møøøø! Brimri-fi-ta-gny-sa-bli-zvåååå – kny-fnøøøø Lakra-bimmi-dryy-kø-skraaax Ljo-magg-ta-ragg-za-va- frammsy-klams-lagra-skrats Dri-ta-si-fimm-ki-litsi-krakra-snaaaa!

List of bands:
• Menü Bizarra (1995)
• Menü Tizz Aura (1995 – 96)
• The Gringo Quartet (1996)
• Grande Corpse (1996 – 97)
• Vidunderlige Vidda (The Wonderful Mountain Plateau) (1996 – 98) • The Jono El Grande Orchestra (2000 – 05)
• Jono El Grande & The Luxury Band (2005 – )

Jono El Grande’s solo albums:
• Utopian Dances (Krusedull prod. – 1999)
• Fevergreens (Rune Grammofon – 2003)
• Neo Dada (Rune Grammofon – 2009)
• Phantom Stimulance (Rune Grammofon – 2010) • The Choko King (Rune Arkiv – 2011)
Albums on which Jono El Grande has contributed:
• Money Will Ruin Everything (Rune Grammofon – 2003)
(“Tango On The Crest Of Reality”.)
• Money Will Ruin Everything 2 (Rune Grammofon – 2008) (“Evas Horse Dance”.) • The Wire Tapper#21 (The Wire Magazine – 2009) (“Neo Dada”.)

List of composition studios:
• The Conception (Schous plass 3) (1994 – 1995)
• Solvang Kolonihage (Sept. 1995)
• Under My Bed (Schønings gt. 34) (1995 – 2000)
• Birkelunden (Toftes gt. 32) (2000 – 2006)
• House Of Membrane Walls (Fougstads gt. 21) (2006) • The Messanine (St. Olavs gt. 3) (2006 – )

All songs composed by Jono El Grande except «Vidda-Dixie» by Jono El Grande, Stølen Bjerkaker, Brække and Skjeldal, «Asia» by Jono El Grande, Stølen Bjerkaker and Skjeldal and «Pfote-Brei» by Jono El Grande and Skjeldal. Mastered by Tom Kvålsvoll at Strype Audio. Cover art by Christer Karlstad. Sleeve design by Martin Kvamme.

Most tracks recorded in alternative fidelity. This album is recommended to be played loud in the car with open windows, while driving slowly through boring suburban areas.

For even more insanely nerdy details on Jono El Grande please visit www.facebook.com/NorwegianComposer

A special thanks to our dedicated audience, Tom Kvålsvoll for minor, but useful, title ideas, Dagfinn Hobæk for correcting small details in the liner notes with academic pickiness, Christer Karlstad for extraordinary cover paintings and Sverre Sætre for baking the original Choko King chocolate cake.

Jono El Grande, Oslo, 2006 – 2011

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